Humour

How do you make a group of lawyers to smile for a photo? Just say, “Fees.”

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How many lawyers dose it take to change a light bulb?

3, 1 to climb the ladder, 1 to shake it, and 1 to sue the ladder company.

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“Client says to his Lawyer that I have noticed you are kind and genuinely nice to me these days, why?

Lawyer Replies “That it is because I am about to loose your case”

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When an Attorneys Gets Married, they don’t say “I do”

They Say “I Accept the Terms and Conditions”

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How do you make a group of lawyers to smile for a photo? Just say, “Fees.”

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A Woman sued a driver who ran his car over

her legs while she was sunbathing.

Where?

In a hotel car park.

(Letang vs Cooper, 1965)

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A Lawyer was thinking a lot about quick divorce for his client,

upon seeing him,

His Wife inquiries abut his

serious thinking and she asked

what happened have you not found

a solution for your client

The Lawyer replies yes,

“I could suggest him a Quick divorce,

but I have reserved that special idea

just for our divorce”