How do you make a group of lawyers to smile for a photo? Just say, “Fees.”
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How many lawyers dose it take to change a light bulb?
3, 1 to climb the ladder, 1 to shake it, and 1 to sue the ladder company.
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“Client says to his Lawyer that I have noticed you are kind and genuinely nice to me these days, why?
Lawyer Replies “That it is because I am about to loose your case”
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When an Attorneys Gets Married, they don’t say “I do”
They Say “I Accept the Terms and Conditions”
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How do you make a group of lawyers to smile for a photo? Just say, “Fees.”
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A Woman sued a driver who ran his car over
her legs while she was sunbathing.
Where?
In a hotel car park.
(Letang vs Cooper, 1965)
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A Lawyer was thinking a lot about quick divorce for his client,
upon seeing him,
His Wife inquiries abut his
serious thinking and she asked
what happened have you not found
a solution for your client
The Lawyer replies yes,
“I could suggest him a Quick divorce,
but I have reserved that special idea
just for our divorce”
